Angry Letter To An Inanimate Object Exercise

May 1, 2014

Dear Screw,

You've hurt me for the last time. Your unprovoked attacks are too much for me to bear any longer.

I can't believe I fell once again to one of your late night ambushes. No more! It's over. O-V-E-R. What did I ever do to you? Yes, I've had to put you in your place time and time again. Maybe you'd have a case if your name was on the lease. Too bad for you, buddy. Your groove is long gone. You've got to go.

Feeling not even the least bit sorry,

Your EX-ROOMIE